RESTART

And I've just remembered I used to have a blog here. Soooooo 19th November, I'll start it again D:

How you doin'? I'm a bit tired. It's 11:47pm and I have a C4 Maths Mock exam tomorrow. Pretty confident, it's basic stuff, but still, Maths is EURGH. On the other hand, if I fail it's my fault coz I've been playing Beatles Rock Band, MW2 and New Super Mario Bros Wii. But meh?

I'm also listening to "Now That's What I Call The 90s" which was out this week. In particular, Unchained Melody by The Righteous Brothers. Quality tune. Gareth Gates does it justice too. But I digress! The point is, I downloaded it from a torrent. Why? Because it's £15 in the shops and I only like 4 songs on it? Paying £15 for 4 songs is like paying £2 for a stamp.

But I'm only telling you this because Lord Mandlegay is announcing some stupid Anti-Piracy policy tomorrow, which involves Internet Police, the ability to let record companies take action on suspected Pirates, and "three strikes" rule which works if you're SUSPECTED on piracy. You get 1 strike for every time you're reported UNDER SUSPICION. No evidence needed. Fucking nice.

What's worse is you could be sent to prison for it. What a joke. People on the streets - Genuine cunts who go around setting fire to other human beings, beating people up, raping, etc, etc, and some guy gets put in jail because he downloads Lady Gaga's album? Get over yourselves, government. You stole from us during the expenses scandal. There's no way you're allowed to judge us for what we do on the internet. I'm not the one stealing tax payers money to pay for a fucking Toblerone.

BRUNO!

If she doesn't make an effort to contact you... Does that mean she loves you less? Oh I dunno, let's start with the blog:

Saw Bruno: Snipped (yeah, I'm too young to see the proper one) today... and it was pretty good. You know when you see something and you really want it there and then? That happened. There was a scene in Bruno where he goes to a swingers party and you see a bloke getting a hand/blow job from some woman (it was blacked out, but I knew what was going on, I didn't need to see the 18 version to understand that) - That was the first time it happened. Then, a busty blonde woman wearing a slutty outfit (yum) got naked basically. Her tits were huge, beautiful (probably fake, but i dont care) and were pierced. And she was shaven. And I couldn't concentrate AT ALL. I just wanted sexual relations with her, or someone of similar looks - Was madnessssss!

Anyway then, I hear on the news that O2 have found a security issue on iPhones and Apple are releasing a firmware update tomorrow (apparently) to combat the issue. Which reminded me that I don't have an iPhone still. Bollucks. However, my brother brought along MY iPod 2G and I installed Minigore and been playing it all day. I am quite good.

EDIT: Apparently 3.0.1 is out now? Just read a tweet from Ryan B.

I'm also looking for "Geek Chic" which is apparently a new upcoming fashion, but I've wanted it for a while. Basically, I just want geeky glasses. You know Brains from Thunderbirds? and Jason Bradbury from the Gadget Show?

I want glasses like that, which don't act as glasses, if you see what I mean... Coz I have perfect vision. Just want them as an accessory.

And that's pretty much it... Should be going home tomorrow so I hope I get my iPhone sometime in the morning... If not, I have to wait maybe up to another week and a half?! -sad face-

Remembered my Xbox is at home though! Came back from UPS on the DAY that I went away for a week... fucking typical. And it's raining outside and windy and thundery and I have to walk half a mile to get back to the safe, warm caravan (trailer for Tony) - But I like rain.

TOODLES.

BULLET POINTS

Too much has happened since my last post to make a massive post... so I'll just scale it down and list it in bullet points...

• iPhone broke
• Got given a shitty phone.
• Have written an angry letter to O2
• Had a day out in Swansea
• Went swimming again
• Very funny - People BOOed the lifeguards when the wave machine was turned off
• A man in a turtle suit waved at me in the pool
• Bought a Face of Boe figurine and a remote controlled Davros. :o
• I went to the Mumbles today
• Did a contest where every shop in Mumbles had an item in their shop window which they didn't normally sell, and you had to identify it and write it on a sheet. No idea what the prize is?
• Also bought some Cinder Toffee, Sweety Strawberry things and "chocolate crayons"
• Now updating my life on the web and then having a BBQ. Yum.

Swimming!

If a girl has a pattern or a photo or some text on her bikini (ANYWHERE on the bikini) - Does that mean I'm allowed to look? I mean… It can only be three possible places: Ass, Front, or Boobs. And a girl I was behind in the queue for the AquaSlide today had Spongebob smiley at me on her ass. Does this mean I can look at her ass and just say "I was smiley at Spongebob" ?

The newly opened pool in Swansea has 6 main areas: Wave Pool; Water RIng; AquaSlide; AquaTube; Master Blaster; Lagoon; ShowerSection. The ones I spend most time on/in are the Water Ring and the Master Blaster. I'll explain them all now for those who will never visit the pool in their lifetime...

Wave Pool: The largest area of the pool. It starts shallow and gets deeper. And once every 20 minutes - There's waves.

Water Ring: This is a section in the Wave Pool. It's circular and powered by currents so that you're basically pushed around this ring by water.

The AquaSlide, AquaTube and Master Blaster are all slides. The slide is an open top slide. The tube is a tube slide… Closed off and dark. And the Master Blaster is the best! You have to line up for about 10 minutes to collect a Rubber Ring (the ones that you blow up) and then line up another 5 minutes to get on the ride - Which is like an amusement park ride where you sit in the ring and are shot down a caged-up track. Is lovely.

The Lagoon is a deep, still section of water where you can chillax… And the ShowerSection is a fun place for kids to go. But I go there as well coz it's just TOO fun to not play in.

Of course… There are girls there. Mainly Swansea girls or foreign chicks. You can tell the foreign ones - They're the ones wearing the pink or white bikinis which get see-thru once they go in the water… Can see their weirdly coloured, massive nipples then. Nice.

The Swansea girls were alright to look at. In particularly, my eyes were on one. She had sandy blonde hair and was about 5 foot 6. Big boobs, thin tummy, etc etc. She wasn't that attractive - But she was the best looker there. She wore this LUSH bikini which I'll now draw for you and show you what it was like:

And then I accidentally (completely accidental… I was looking at the floor at first) I managed to catch her bikini line shaving rash which put me right off her. Haha. Ick. Get a bigger bikini bottom so then you don't have to go through the hidden embarrassment. =P

Oh! And girls were wearing bikini tops with no straps to support them! That is an accident waiting to happen.. rofl.

OH MY GOD MY NAME IS ALEX

TOODAYYSS BEEN GOOOOD.

Kinda sorta. Woke up at about 10:30, in a caravan. Sweating and hot. Spent a lot of time watching the TV which is broken because like... The aerial is on the fritz.. And then I got dressed in my sexy Mario shirt and we went to town centre in Swansea.

There... I got hold of an 8GB Memory Stick (finally) and some Billy Bear ham from Tesco (because I got some on Friday, but it fell off my lap and on the floor, so I cried a little bit..) and then we went to the Mumbles.

Now the Mumbles is this little village which is basically a tourist resort. There's an ice cream shop called Verdi's and fast food restaurants, a casino and amusements area and a harbour, etc.

My diet was out of the window today.. I've had a pasty, an ice cream, a sausage roll and a Choc Ice today... So I'll restart it tomorrow. I suppose it's good if it's in moderation.

Um... Now I've found out that the caravan site toilets (I say site, it's a field and a long walk to the toilets. I'll make vids later) has wifi! It's personal, but not locked and the IP code is 192.168.0.1 with the username: admin and password: password. Easy. So if I hide in the toilets I should be safe...

Andddd now I'ma do some quick stuff before heading back down to the caravan. I plan on making a holiday video with iMovie 09 and hopefully can get some footage later on in the week.

x

We're free before the thunderstorm..

SO FAR AWAY. WE WAIT FOR THE DAYYYYY.

Sorry. The Dragonforce blaring through my surround sound it too sexy not to sing along to... Anyway! (that reminds me, I'm still waiting for Tommey's video..)

I have a driving test in 2 hours :D Excited but nervous.. my main problems are:

Mirror Checks

Hitting the curb when pulling in

"Spacial Awareness" as my instructor put it..

And I have to learn these 19 Qs... which isn't going well.

I also have a sore throat so it's not going to help me coughing and clearing my throat every 5 minutes.

In other news, GMTV have a competition called No. 1 Family which is basically a family talent show... And I've decided to enter me and my brothers. So we're doing The Winner Takes It All as our audition song (even though we're never practiced before... but it might work..) And then hopefully we'll get through to the first round lol..

DRIVING NEXT, BAI

The difference between me and Remy...

Remy keeps a condom in his wallet. When he meets a girl (or guy) he plans to screw them til they bleed. Typical men... -rolls eyes-

I keep a plectrum in my wallet. When I meet a girl, I plan to serenade them with beautiful music. Good thing is, it's a proven fact that gay guys hate music. So if I serenade a gay guy, he'll leave me alone. If you show a gay guy a condom... that's it for you I'm afraid.